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Nonna Maria and the Poutine 07 March 2009 at 6:20 pm by chester

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+ The Jar Jar Binks Show By chester 25 January 2009 at 6:57 pm and have 1 Comment

More drunken stupidity via the zimp.

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+ Still Sick By chester 16 January 2009 at 11:09 pm and have No Comments

So I’m still sick but I keep reminding myself that it could be worse.
How?
Well, I could be one of these two girls:

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+ Sickness Sucks By chester 15 January 2009 at 7:26 pm and have No Comments

So I’ve beeen siiccckk as hell these past 2 days. In between vomiting and trying to keep down a fever, I really didn’t do much else but lie in my bed and feel my body temperature go from penis-in-chest cold to soaking-in-sweat hot. It wasn’t fun but things seem to be tapering down with the occasional cough that makes me want to regurgitate a lung.
Also, according the to the news, fathers, brothers, mothers, and girlfriends, it’s freaking cold outside and will only get colder.
Makes me want to apply for the BEST JOB IN THE WORLD.
I think we should invent technology that’ll make us more like this guy:

Hibernate for the winter by practically freezing to death, the awakening in the spring to make love to some sexy lady frogs. Yes, I just called lady frogs sexy. Take that nature! (Seriously, I’m still sick, so discount all this will you? kthnxbai).

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+ No Fun in the Sun (Icy Winter) By chester 28 December 2008 at 8:30 pm and have No Comments

Wow. I’m having an awesome time.
Get this, I totally rearranged my walk-in closet and put a desk in there with some funky lights and a little DJ station to mix music till the early hours of the morning. It’s like one of those little kitsch spaces everybody wants where you wouldn’t think twice about putting up a poster of Transformer’s bumblebee and possibly a calender in which humans of the female variety expose their mammary glands. I also set myself up for a really bad joke too.
So I finally have my groove going, I’m writing, I’m making movies and music, learning new stuff when suddenly my computer craps out on me! Just like that my USB ports, keyboard, and touch pad don’t work. NOT FUN! Now, every time I ask myself: “So, what can I do without my computer?” I get an answer, “Well, at least you can still watch videos.” Then I go, “Oh yeah, let’s go watch videos.” Then my brain goes, “PSYCHE! You need your computer to watch videos.” And then I go, “Oh brain, that’s not funny. That actually emotionally hurt cause if I had my computer I’d be stimulating you and we’d be creating stuff.” And then my brain would say, “You’re right, that did hurt, I’m a little stupid, I’m sorry.” Then we’d kiss. The lesson: DON’T DATE ROBOTS!
So, if anyone of yous knows how to fix this problem in which my computer completely loads into windows but not of the input devices work, please let me know. I’ll bake you cookies, I swear!!

Also, check out what these fellow Montrealers did. They found a slippery patch of ice, covered it with snow, then pretended to take pictures so that they can catch the resulting falls on film.

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