Archive for October, 2008

A Robot That Pours Beer… 30 October 2008 at 4:33 pm by chester

… and asks for tip! The nerve!!

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+ Your Truck’s Too Wide. By chester 30 October 2008 at 4:31 pm and have No Comments

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+ Japanese Awesomeness By chester 29 October 2008 at 5:31 pm and have No Comments

To counter their exports of weird shit, Japan also pulls no stops in the awesomeness section. I mean, without Japan there’d be no Nintendo and without Nintendo, there’d probably be no reason to live. Just check out the kind of service these guys get at a Japanese gas station. Holy shit balls. I’d be curious as hell to see how’d that would fly down here in Quebec.
“Excuse me, can you put air freshener in my ashtray?”
“Tabarnac, j’suis pas ton esclave.”
“Merci”
+$5 tip.

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+ Japan’s Major Export: Fucked Up Weird Shit By chester 29 October 2008 at 5:16 pm and have No Comments

If you needed proof that Japan produces like 97% of the world’s most fucked up shit (and you probably don’t), then this might just help:

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+ It’s A Beautiful Super Mario World. By chester 28 October 2008 at 10:40 am and have No Comments

Louie Armstrong + Super Mario World =

Lyrics:
I see Mario
Luigi too
He’s player one,
He’s player two
And I think to myself
Super Mario World

I see towers so tall
They make me afraid
But those scary castles
Aren’t very well made
And I think to myself
Super Mario World

The shells of flying turtles
So pretty in the sky
They’re also kinda deadly
Don’t touch ‘em or you’ll die
I hear Yoshi makin’ noise
like a chronic smoker’s cough
He’s really sayin’
“Please get off”

When you win the game
There’s a Yoshi parade
Mario and Luigi
They’s just tryin’ to get laid
And I think to myself
Super Mario World

Ooh, I think to myself
Super Mario World

Oooh… game over.

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+ Demolition Montage. By chester 28 October 2008 at 10:36 am and have No Comments

There’s something meditative about watching this.

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