Apparently I tipped the scales and made McCain win. Don’t they know I’m Canadian.
There’s two major things happening today. The first being some sort of ceremony happening in the U.S. where they elect a new type of talking head to be portrayed as a leader of sorts. I think they call it an election.
The second being it’s my birthday. Yes. Yours truly is now a quarter century old and that much closer to death. Fun in the sun.
In order to commemorate my birthday, it seems the U.S. decided to hold one of it’s most important days EVER. That’s so cool. Thank you Americans…
Also, don’t look into it, but Barack called to wish me happy birthday.
Also, here’s a video of how I would’ve screwed it all up if I were an American citizen.