Wow. I’m having an awesome time.
Get this, I totally rearranged my walk-in closet and put a desk in there with some funky lights and a little DJ station to mix music till the early hours of the morning. It’s like one of those little kitsch spaces everybody wants where you wouldn’t think twice about putting up a poster of Transformer’s bumblebee and possibly a calender in which humans of the female variety expose their mammary glands. I also set myself up for a really bad joke too.
So I finally have my groove going, I’m writing, I’m making movies and music, learning new stuff when suddenly my computer craps out on me! Just like that my USB ports, keyboard, and touch pad don’t work. NOT FUN! Now, every time I ask myself: “So, what can I do without my computer?” I get an answer, “Well, at least you can still watch videos.” Then I go, “Oh yeah, let’s go watch videos.” Then my brain goes, “PSYCHE! You need your computer to watch videos.” And then I go, “Oh brain, that’s not funny. That actually emotionally hurt cause if I had my computer I’d be stimulating you and we’d be creating stuff.” And then my brain would say, “You’re right, that did hurt, I’m a little stupid, I’m sorry.” Then we’d kiss. The lesson: DON’T DATE ROBOTS!
So, if anyone of yous knows how to fix this problem in which my computer completely loads into windows but not of the input devices work, please let me know. I’ll bake you cookies, I swear!!
Also, check out what these fellow Montrealers did. They found a slippery patch of ice, covered it with snow, then pretended to take pictures so that they can catch the resulting falls on film.