Apparently, this is a Japanese zoo drill. What I’m thinking is that maybe watching too many monster movies where guys in suits destroy miniature buildings might have confused a few people into thinking two dudes in a rhino costume might have been a real rhino. In any case, I’m glad they caught the guys rhino.
To counter their exports of weird shit, Japan also pulls no stops in the awesomeness section. I mean, without Japan there’d be no Nintendo and without Nintendo, there’d probably be no reason to live. Just check out the kind of service these guys get at a Japanese gas station. Holy shit balls. I’d be curious as hell to see how’d that would fly down here in Quebec.
“Excuse me, can you put air freshener in my ashtray?”
“Tabarnac, j’suis pas ton esclave.”